You all right, Dexter?

I’m generally confused most of the time. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

I have a dark side, too. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I am not a killer. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

Who are you, my warranty?!

Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Is that a cooking show? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I love you, buddy! Take me to your leader! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that.

OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. A sexy mistake. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. You are the last hope of the universe.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
And then the battle’s not so bad?
Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.
Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.

You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
Professor, make a woman out of me.
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! No. We’re on the top. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Pansy.

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Shut up and get to the point! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. No, just a regular mistake. Bender, we’re trying our best. Okay, I like a challenge.

Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! No argument here. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.

Really?! Belligerent and numerous. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Shinier than yours, meatbag.

I never loved you. And then the battle’s not so bad? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Belligerent and numerous. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?

And now, in the spirit of the season:

And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Marge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Marge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Ahoy hoy? Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Thank you, steal again.

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Thank you, steal again. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. D’oh. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Me fail English? That’s unpossible. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

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