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Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You hit me with a cricket bat. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
You hit me with a cricket bat.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Saving the world with meals on wheels. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You’ve swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You’ve swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and